Good morning!~ And to my muslim brothers Assalamualaikum. This here is an entry like so many entries before with the exception of being an entry unpublished for so long due to the entry of so many entries in my life. Undoubtedly, your entry to my entry is bound to leave you...oh you get the point. I hope.

Dear esteemed readers, you are undoubtedly curious of what has transpired in the life and times of Shahnon and I am pleased to inform you that I shall kindly update you. Promptly. Where to begin? AHA!
  First and foremost, last week was hell of a busy one. The dance for the MSSM event was on a Saturday and I "smartly" decided to avoid Taekwondo class as I would be requiring energy, pure and sweet, to perform for the event. When I promptly arrived at school I realised Taekwondo lessons were ending and being a jackass somewhat I went up to the instructor and KINDLY requested for my cert as I had passed my grading from blue belt to blue belt. The horror! The sir litterally screamed at my face and all nearby crushing and tearing a number of certs in the process. The image of a man of his girth and looks doing such a thing leaves me disturbed.
  Oh enough about that I shall rewind to the part where we are in the stadium. Sabah was winning most of the running events there with Johor being a close second. Selangor was nowhere to be seen! Regardless we were the closing act and because of that we had to wait from 12.30 all the way to 5. Then we got up and shook our booty!
  Let me just say that we were required to tuck in our shirts and wear this really nerdy cap that had the number 50 plastered on it. A school of nerds. Despite that we performed whole heartedly to "Lets get loud" and "Grease Lightning" earning the hearts of atheletes all over Malaysia. No cute guys/girls though sadly. =((

  Later that night I got to watch Kenny G in action at Genting. I was cracking my head thinking of points for my debate which was early the next morning as well. Meaning I had to rush home the next morning early. As early as 5am. Ouch.
  Kenny G was the bomb though, he really hit my G spot with his amazing SAXophone skills. Erm that didn't sound to right but...oh well. The Agong Tuanku Mizal Zainan graced us with his presence that evening as well. Kenny even went into the audience as he played his songs.

With that aside I had my debate the next day. The motion was "This house would imprison women who smoke during pregnancy" and fortunately we were the opposition. The debate was held in HELP college and I needed all the help I could get as my mind was so damned foggy from waking up at 5. In fact my POIs so off the centre that day the Government team couldve just laughed themselves to death. If only...
  Some Bandar Utama school was our rivals for the evening...drats morning, though evening sounds sexier, and their third speaker a timid looking girl proved to be a real chilli padi when she shot us all nicely. In fact as I bombarded her with a POI she promptly reminded me that the bell had yet to rung. DING! Then the damnable rang. !@%@! Si On and Tanita were top notch that day though and they saved the day.
  Special thanks to Jo Zee and Wei Wen for offering support to us and booing at the Government team. Muax. Now if only I could get some damned PHOTOS!
 
Oh and one final entry to this long overdue and just plain LONG entry. RIP to my cat Tamarine whom was brutally and savagely mauled to death by my neighbour's dog. I had earlier written an entry littered with obscenities which I have promptly deleted. Sniff. I miss Tammy....(cat)